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Lady’s Loves and Loathes…

Lady’s Loves and Loathes…
Carly Jacobs

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I’m a bit sick chickens, and I’m not planning on getting dressed today. So here is a little list of things I’m loving and loathing to tide you over until I’m strutting around in my Melissa’s again…

 

LOATHES

* People who lie – Specifically, people who lie about really obvious things. Like saying they only ate two chicken wings when there are six bones on their plate. I just find it so insulting and unnecessary.

* Comb overs.

* The skinny bitches at the gym who haven’t eaten carbs since 1999 and do the most rotten empty stomach farts and then shift the blame to some other unsuspecting gym goer. Poor form.

* People who lack time management skills. Seriously I think they should be gaoled.

* Purple parachute tracksuits.

 

LOVES

* Dark nail polish with sparkles.

* Eating chocolate and drinking wine on a weeknight with a girlfriend.

* Buying people presents when they have done something nice for you.

* Mr Smaggle and I being the only two people in a cinema and getting caught by the ushers having a sneaky pash…

* Red hats. 

 

What are your loves and loathes of the day? Do share!

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

 

 

22 Comments

  1. Carla 16 years ago

    Loacs:
    “* People who lie – Specifically, people who lie about really obvious things. Like saying they only ate two chicken wings when there are six bones on their plate. I just find it so insulting and unnecessary.”

    I have a housemate who does this all the time. Completely unnecessary.

    Girls who get drunk at racedays and are all trampy dresses and fascinators and legless.

    Loves:
    The ever-approaching promise of summer.

    Being daring enough to meet an internet friend for coffee (soon! eek).

    As always, fairly correct, Lady Smaggle, though I do beg pardon for lacking time management skills (I think I was born without them, or something).

  2. Carla 16 years ago

    I believe I meant to say LOATHES and not LOACS.

  3. Skye 16 years ago

    I like getting thank you presents for people too. I hope you feel better soon!

    Hmmm,
    Likes for today:
    Watching the little dude get all thrilled watching a bobcat digging up the road on the corner near out house.
    Left over frittata for lunch.

    Loathes for today:
    husband watching Olympics on tv all day, even water polo.

  4. emma 16 years ago

    ooer

    Loathe

    The timetable difference between me and my byofriend. He comes to bed at 5am these days – 2 hours before i get up and it’s hard to get back to sleep

    The phone: it wont stop ringing and I don’t want to talk

    Love

    writing manuals, especially nerdy book keeping ones – it’s so bathartic

    Count downs – just 7 sleeps til my holiday

    laybys: affording stuff that i really can’t actually afford – yay!

  5. Cupcake 16 years ago

    <3 ‘s
    + My 18month old & all the joy he brings to those around him
    + Dome Supashakes & Greasy food (cravings 🙁 )
    + That all my fav fruit is coming back into season YUM!
    + That the weather is warming up
    + Big W’s baby sale *blush*

    Loathes:
    + Morning sickness, still going strong at 14 weeks argh!!
    + Washing & Cleaning

    And that is about it.. more love then loathes right now, which is great!

    Hope your feeling back to your smaggly self soon!!

    xo
    Cupcake
    (ps: there is nothing wrong with staying in your jammies all day either 😉 )

  6. Marianne 16 years ago

    Aw, I hope you feel better soon!

    Today, loves include:
    – emails from long lost friends, hooray!
    – red shoes
    – big hearty chili (con vege) and chocolate (not together!) to eat later.

    loathes:
    – waiting for my camera battery to charge. Hurry up, dammit!

  7. Azz 16 years ago

    Loathe-
    My short attention span and lack of focus.
    People who talk but don’t listen- especially those who call me at work.
    Rude people who say “That’s just who I am’
    Wives/girlfriends that speak for their partners

    Love-

    Flight of The Conchords(still)

    Pink Lady Apples

    My lady’s new stupidly hot haircut

  8. Imelda Matt 16 years ago

    my cold returning…there can be no love when your sick.

  9. Grant 16 years ago

    Hope you’re feeling better soon love.

    Today’s Loves:

    My hairdresser: she is so lovely and down to earth and not at all flighty or blonde.

    My dad, because he’s picking me up from work tomorrow night.

    The hot workman who was building a fence in my back yard all day in VERY flattering track pants.

    Loathes:

    Heartburn caused from eating something completely harmless like a bannana. WTF?

    Getting my Thesis manuscript back and being told I have three weeks to completely re-write it; because it is souless.

    The fact that I forgot to call my grandmother for her birthday.

    Xx

  10. Miss A 16 years ago

    Loves…

    unexpected and perfectly timed messages from far away friends

    being looked after when you just don’t have time to do it yourself

    the need to buy new heels

    Loathes…

    bathrooms that aren’t cleaned regularly

    people playing the victim

    Hope you feel better soon Lady Smaggle…loving your blog xo

  11. Kerrin 16 years ago

    Loves:

    The leftover piece of choccy cake in the fridge.

    Audrey – who smells like baby powder.

    Martin – for doing the ironing.

    Loathes:

    Nothing today – feeling quite happy really 🙂

  12. Scribbles 16 years ago

    Loves:
    The fact that she was wearing her favourite red snood when she read that Lady loves red hats.
    Loathes:
    The funny numb feeling she gets in her legs when she’s out in the cold locking the gates BUT
    Loves:
    Her big fluffy blue blanket that makes her legs feel all better.

  13. meimei 16 years ago

    Loves. My recyled nylon chunky necklaces and my uber cute buttons

    my bf and my supercute tshirt

    loaths. Croc shoes(these horrid rubber clog like things that have holes in them)

  14. E 16 years ago

    loves:

    – finding unexpected money in coat pockets/bags

    – sunshine after days of rain

    – a foofy underskirt (net or tuille) to make the everyday suddenly glam

    hates:

    – big-mouthed, self-appointed fashion judges (without mirrors at home)

    – rudeness and ill-mannered behavior

    – fascist beauty standards

    Hope you’re feeling better or are at least lounging about like a slightly under the weather diva in maribou-trimmed boudoir garb 🙂

  15. WendyB 16 years ago

    I hate the fact that I’ve exhibited extremely poor time management today.

  16. Justme 16 years ago

    Hate
    Protein powder shaker things that leak afor mentioned powder down the front of my black shirt (thats what you get for reading lovely blogs and not concentrating on the task at hand)

    Love
    The Gym even though it causes the need for protein powder shaker things
    Ray of sunshine glogs that make me smile

  17. Justme 16 years ago

    hehehe meant to read “Ray of sunshine Blogs”

  18. Jacqueline 16 years ago

    Loathes

    – being late for work every day this week

    – silly poitnless bickering with my beloved

    – being so broke that i have to drink tea for lunch!

    Loves

    – Making up with my beloved

    – Patches of warm sunlight on a cold day

    – Allllllllll of my wonderfull friends!!

    Get better 🙂
    xx

  19. princessnaea 16 years ago

    Aw feel better sweets! <3

    ok. Loves:
    -students who read the play, think about the play, & talk about the play
    -my MAC Russian Red
    -tea
    -this new internet archive where one can find awesome full text PDFs of obscure theological works with which to support one’s contentious thesis
    -my boy who keeps sending me nonsense messages and gave me shortbread before we went to bed last night

    Loathes
    -students who don’t read the play or, even worse, read it and don’t pay attention to *what actually happens in it*
    -having to do email interviews for Beems even though I am swamped with work
    -hunger pangs caused by teaching-induced hyperactivity
    -my hair. FARK IT NEEDS A CUT.

  20. Tori 16 years ago

    Loathes
    People who moan on and on about their problems and won’t do anything about it. I think its selfish to waste my time with your issue you can sort out RIGHT NOW!

    Having cold feet, if my feet are cold I feel freezing!

    Bad food at resturants. Why didn’t I just stay at home and eat 2 minute noodles saving myself $30?

    Loves

    Drinking tea in the sunshine while people watching

    A really good conversation where you feel time flew past and you have a feeling of satisfaction (like a good meal really).

    Cuddles from my cat *alert I know I am going to be an old cat lady*

  21. kristy 16 years ago

    loathe:
    – people who hate on skinny people because they themselves are fat & insecure.

  22. Lady Smaggle 16 years ago

    Skye – I do feel better now thank you!

    Emma – Oh lame! Mr Smaggle and I have that too!

    Cupcake – Oh I hope your pregancy is going well!

    Marianne – I love red shoes too!

    Azz – Her new haircut IS stupidly hot!

    Imelda – Oh poor you!

    Carla – As your time management skills don’t affect others then I don’t care! 🙂

    Grant – What a delightful view for you!

    MissA – Oh why thank you!

    Kerrin – Martin always does the ironing!

    Scribbles – Ha that’s cool!

    Meimei – Nylon chunky necklaces? Pictures please!

    E – Oh yes I was wearing my fluffy slippers and everything.

    Wendy B – Bad Wendy!

    Just me – I hate protein shakes. They taste like dirt with water.

    Jacqueline – Way better now thank you!

    Na – Shortbread is certainly the way to a woman’s heart is it not?

    Tori – Oh I totally hate that too! And I love cuddles from my cat as well.

    Kristy – I would never hate on a skinny person for being skinny. I’m bitching because this particular person has clearly allowed her stomach to eat itself and smell of rotting flesh permeates through out my gym glass which, quite frankly makes me want to hurl. And I’m neither fat, nor insecure I’m just little fussy about the air I breathe.

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