I’m a bit sick chickens, and I’m not planning on getting dressed today. So here is a little list of things I’m loving and loathing to tide you over until I’m strutting around in my Melissa’s again…
LOATHES
* People who lie – Specifically, people who lie about really obvious things. Like saying they only ate two chicken wings when there are six bones on their plate. I just find it so insulting and unnecessary.
* Comb overs.
* The skinny bitches at the gym who haven’t eaten carbs since 1999 and do the most rotten empty stomach farts and then shift the blame to some other unsuspecting gym goer. Poor form.
* People who lack time management skills. Seriously I think they should be gaoled.
* Purple parachute tracksuits.
LOVES
* Dark nail polish with sparkles.
* Eating chocolate and drinking wine on a weeknight with a girlfriend.
* Buying people presents when they have done something nice for you.
* Mr Smaggle and I being the only two people in a cinema and getting caught by the ushers having a sneaky pash…
* Red hats.
What are your loves and loathes of the day? Do share!
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx