Lady Loves…
* Arriving home to discover that it’s Frankie Day! I also received a super cool package from the delightful Eyeliah over at Style Symmetry which I’ll photograph for you later. I love unexpected surprises!
* Handing my undecipherable lease to my gorgeous lawyer friend who promptly pointed out where I need to sign and acted as a witness while my new house mate and I drank beer.
* The foppish gentlemen I saw this morning driving to work wearing leather driving gloves and a fedora. I beeped my horn and waved at him and he waved back! Totally made my day.
* My new thrifted tuxedo jacket. So very Ashley Olsen right now.
* When Browny speaks. It’s all unintentional porn. Like yesterday we were trying to attach a key to a spatula (like at a restaurant so people don’t take it home with them) and after struggling with it for five minutes she turned to me and said, completely dead pan, ‘Do you think we’re going to get it on?’. I replied ‘I don’t know Browny… do YOU think we’re going to get it on???’. We then spent the rest of the day singing ‘Let’s get is Oh-ON!’
* This game. DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME SELF CONTROL.
* Chilli beef from Sammy’s.
Lady Loathes…
* Bad skin caused by weird sleeping patterns.
* Having to pay for my own ridiculously expensive dinner at the staff Christmas party. Tight arses.
* The fact that I broke my two favourite pairs of summer shoes two days apart. I also loathe that they are unfixable.
* The last three days of work for the year. Can’t. Go. Any. Slower.
* Drunken hobos who whistle at me while drunk in the city and then call me a bitch because I ignore them. Classy.
Over to you my petals! What’s floating your boat today? What’s making you make sad faces? Sharing is caring my little fluff balls!
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx
11 Comments
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Smaggle, you’ve created a monster – Pnau and Bubble Bobble together?!?! I’m not going to be able to drag myself away…
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Being called a little fluff ball! -
Oh yea you got it already??? that’s so quick!! 🙂 oh my, that game is addictive!!!
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Hey wow, my hubby also loves Sammy’s chilli beef and everything he says is unintentional porn… although that last bit could just be the effects of my hormones on his perfectly normal conversation…
Hope the broken shoes don’t include the Melissa heels. Love those shoes.
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… Oh noes to shoe drama – have you been to the shoe menders with them? My shoemenderman has resuscitated my favourite bike boots a million times – the last time he said that they were beyond help and fixed them one last time for free. Mind you he might have just been sick of the sight of them (and me). Foppish gentleman sounds marvellous – I love a dapper chap with manners – so refreshing and flirty.
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I have a similar game to that on my phone, only the shooty-thing doesn’t look like a penis.
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Ugh, I’m with you on the last few days of work going really slowly! Mine are dragging horribly!
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I went to Ceroc tonight! Serious grin-overload. And I won the chocolate Santa for the night’s best effort. I have mad skillz. (It was my first time.)
(Is that unintentional porn? I do it all the time. See?)
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aha, that explains the jacket (I’m reading top-down)… great find!
Having to pay for your own Xmas noms? Rude.
Hmm, I want to get a Frankie subscription now…
And driver-friendliness involving driving gloves? Yay!
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Loathes:
-having planned my works X-mas party and now having no desire to attend other than to get exceptionally drunk on Gin and to scream at my co-workers like a toal trash bag
-my insomnia making me late every day this week
-Running out of friends to coerce into seeing Twilight with me for the fourth time
-Not having finished my X-mas shopping yetLoves:
-The gorgeous woggy guy I served yesterday who got excited when i told him he got a free present and winked at me
-The cool temeratures we have been having at night making it possible for me to sleep
-Katy Perry – I know it’s lame but she’s so damn catchy!
-Lady SmaggleXx
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Loves:
I love the amazing friends I have in my life. They organised a suprise farewell for me lastnight and I had a fabulous time. They are the most gorgeous, together, inspiring and intelligent peolpe and I love having them in my life!Loathes:
The hangover from the farewell!
