Lady Loves…
* Arriving home to discover that it’s Frankie Day! I also received a super cool package from the delightful Eyeliah over at Style Symmetry which I’ll photograph for you later. I love unexpected surprises!
* Handing my undecipherable lease to my gorgeous lawyer friend who promptly pointed out where I need to sign and acted as a witness while my new house mate and I drank beer.
* The foppish gentlemen I saw this morning driving to work wearing leather driving gloves and a fedora. I beeped my horn and waved at him and he waved back! Totally made my day.
* My new thrifted tuxedo jacket. So very Ashley Olsen right now.
* When Browny speaks. It’s all unintentional porn. Like yesterday we were trying to attach a key to a spatula (like at a restaurant so people don’t take it home with them) and after struggling with it for five minutes she turned to me and said, completely dead pan, ‘Do you think we’re going to get it on?’. I replied ‘I don’t know Browny… do YOU think we’re going to get it on???’. We then spent the rest of the day singing ‘Let’s get is Oh-ON!’
* This game. DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME SELF CONTROL.
* Chilli beef from Sammy’s.
Lady Loathes…
* Bad skin caused by weird sleeping patterns.
* Having to pay for my own ridiculously expensive dinner at the staff Christmas party. Tight arses.
* The fact that I broke my two favourite pairs of summer shoes two days apart. I also loathe that they are unfixable.
* The last three days of work for the year. Can’t. Go. Any. Slower.
* Drunken hobos who whistle at me while drunk in the city and then call me a bitch because I ignore them. Classy.
Over to you my petals! What’s floating your boat today? What’s making you make sad faces? Sharing is caring my little fluff balls!
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx