Be your best self.

Does anyone else…?

Does anyone else…?
Carly Jacobs

* Think that it’s really flipping dumb that that annoying girl from High School Musical with the lame vibrating face cleanser thing says that her skin has never looked softer? LOOKED softer? Who wants their skin to LOOK soft? What’s the benefit of that?

* Really and truly love making their boyfriend dinner? And packing their lunch for work?

* Hate Tiger Air? Two flights in three days and both were delayed by three hours. I get that the flights are cheap and everything but arriving ANYWHERE on a domestic flight in Australia after midnight is unacceptable. Plus all the flight assistants are orange. Including the men.

* Love free wine as much as I do?

* Immediately put large sums of unexpected money (for example our ever-so-creepy Rudd stimulus) in a savings account to pay their car registration and insurance when it’s not due again for another twelve months? Instead of buying shoes, drugs or small African nations like everyone else?

* Feel like a whiney child of the dot com generation? I feel irrationally frustrated if it takes any computer longer than a nano-second to open up my Facebook.

* Pretend that they’re in a movie when they cry?

* Miss my outfit shots? I can never find good light/the perfect spot/Browny-like person to take my photos. Damn Melbourne.

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

16 Comments

  1. munchbox 15 years ago

    Many domestic flight arrive after midnight, if you don’t want to be stuffed around don’t go budget. Virgin is still very cheap and have excellent customer service. As with most things in life, you get what you pay for.

  2. The Mumma 15 years ago

    Any unexpected windfalls go straight in our second honeymoon account.

    And I think it’s so bleeding obvious that Vanessa Hudgens’ skin is soft because she’s a child, FFS! Now, put a 40-something woman up there and it’d be a different story.

    I miss your outfit shots.

  3. LaLa 15 years ago

    Re: Krudd’s money. No, but only because my rego was due at the same time.

    The Federal Government giveth and the ACT Government taketh away…

  4. Lady Smaggle 15 years ago

    munchbox – I do agree but I still think that the flights should run on time. I’m still paying for a service.

    The mumma – aw thanks. I’m working on it!

    Lala – Totally. I have to pay this years soon too.

  5. Sal 15 years ago

    Oh, I’m TERRIBLE with windfall. It’s hardly deposited before it’s spent. So admire your willpower!

  6. Lita 15 years ago

    Hate that they usually use teenagers on face cream adverts. ‘Younger looking skin’? Really???

  7. Ruin 15 years ago

    Re: the movie/crying thing – I usually pretend I’m on the Amazing Race whenever I travel.

  8. Na 15 years ago

    Love free wine as much as you do?

    um, yes.

  9. Kitty 15 years ago

    I miss your outfit shots too, lovely…

  10. Nicole 15 years ago

    Isn’t the point of the stimulus to stimulate the economy? Not really doing that sitting in a savings account.

  11. Gem 15 years ago

    you pretend you’re in a movie when you cry? that’s pretty much the most awesome thing i’ve heard all day 😀

  12. Angry Face 15 years ago

    Free wine? Hella Yeah!
    Free wine, free food, free anything.

  13. Lauren 15 years ago

    I agree with nearly everything on your list! I especially agree with the whiney child of the dot com generation comment – I get so annyed with ym computer, and am so annoyingly depentant on it. For a girl who loves the great outdoors, my love of computers (and high heels, if I’m totally honest) is totally contradictory!

  14. Megan (AusAnna) 15 years ago

    i flipping love this. 🙂
    i totally agree with the stupid chick on the neutrigena add.
    its so funny she is like “zac loves it too”

  15. super kawaii mama 15 years ago

    I’m with you on the crying thing. That is unless I am seriously pissed off.. then I like to pretend that the movie is Kill Bill. 😉

  16. Denya 15 years ago

    I would take your outfit shots for you if we lived/worked near each other!

    Re: Tiger… delayed flights and orange people do not a happy me make (?)

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