* Think that it’s really flipping dumb that that annoying girl from High School Musical with the lame vibrating face cleanser thing says that her skin has never looked softer? LOOKED softer? Who wants their skin to LOOK soft? What’s the benefit of that?
* Really and truly love making their boyfriend dinner? And packing their lunch for work?
* Hate Tiger Air? Two flights in three days and both were delayed by three hours. I get that the flights are cheap and everything but arriving ANYWHERE on a domestic flight in Australia after midnight is unacceptable. Plus all the flight assistants are orange. Including the men.
* Love free wine as much as I do?
* Immediately put large sums of unexpected money (for example our ever-so-creepy Rudd stimulus) in a savings account to pay their car registration and insurance when it’s not due again for another twelve months? Instead of buying shoes, drugs or small African nations like everyone else?
* Feel like a whiney child of the dot com generation? I feel irrationally frustrated if it takes any computer longer than a nano-second to open up my Facebook.
* Pretend that they’re in a movie when they cry?
* Miss my outfit shots? I can never find good light/the perfect spot/Browny-like person to take my photos. Damn Melbourne.
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx