I’m sick of making silly, hardcore resolutions every year that are dripping with negativity. I won’t do this, I won’t do that… bleurgh! This year is the year of wills for Smaggle so I’m making a list of the things I WILL do instead of all that yucky no stuff…
* I WILL eat good, fresh and delicious food.
* I WILL break a sweat everyday. I made this resolution last year too and stuck to it. Seriously, exercise is like heroin. Get into it. Exercise I mean… obviously not heroin.
* I WILL take the time to paint my fingernails.
* I WILL keep up with my skin care routine.
* I WILL wear high heels and not care that I am a towering giant.
* I WILL wear red lipstick during the day.
* I WILL make an effort to look nice every single day.
* I WILL have a gin and tonic on the weekends and not feel guilty about it.
* I WILL get mega buff, avoid carbohydrates like the plague, become a strict vegan, have regular colonoscopies, get a little preventative botox, marry a millionaire and do Cindy Crawford’s Buns of Steel until I can crack walnuts in my butt cheeks.
Wish me luck!
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx
14 Comments
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Not sure of the health benefits of arse-cracked walnuts…
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Have really enjoyed your NZ posts!! And your resolutions sound very sensible (well up until the last one I guess). My goal is to do yoga twice a week, so that I am less of a maniac and more in touch with my inner peace. Happy New Year lady….
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who’s in the photo? buff body!
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I WILL get over the sight of that scarey, scarey man at the top of this post and his precarious trouser situation.
I like the positivity Lady S!
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Yoiks, that’s a helluva list. Good luck. And thanks load for scaring the bejeezus out of me with that photo. ICK.
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I recently opted for red lipstick, and after a couple of days thinking it was too bright, it’s now my favorite look.
Oh, and that dude in the pic… I don’t know what to think… I guess just imagine him w/o the hair thing going on. Now that I can get my mind around. 😉
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What, you don’t plan to do roids and get huge like Carrot Top?
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Why is carrot top such a freak? I think he looks like a woman, like Kathy Griffin’s sister.
Hope you had a great trip, it looked and sounded like so much fun. It’s always nice to feel refreshed after fun adventures.
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That photo of carrot top is soooo disturbing on so many levels hahaha. Good luck hun I don’t believe resolutions should be about banning things but more about how we can improve ourselves as individuals ie; I WILL be more positive this year (my main resolution)
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Your resolutions sound good, very positive….
that photo scares the crap out of me…..
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I WILL indulge my need for fantastic shoes.
I WILL dye my hair bright colours and stare down those who sneer.
I WILL wear red lipstick during the day – or hot pink, or flaming orange.
I WILL strut into bars like I own the place.
Hell yeah!
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I started the heels this year – it’s not my fault I’m 177cm, I still want to be FABULOUS!
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Well there is a bit of collision of your wills. Drinking gin and tonic every weekend will not help you get rid of your fat. I mean you are so pretty, c’mon girl, lose a few kg and you will look just super!
I have lost 3 kilos since New Year’s eve. And I still do eat things i love, but setting a goal of drinking gin everyday and losing weight at the same time doesn’t sound right.
I also am soooo shy to wear any hills. I am 171 cm and I am so much taller to my boyfriend when I wear hills. But I like to think of myself as a tall supermodel at such times 😉 -
Lita – Oh there a benefits.
Kerrin – Oh yoga is SO good for that. I have to get back into stretching.
Fats – I know! He is terrifying right?
E – Ha ha! He is quite the attention grabber!
Sal – No worries love. Glad to deliver!
Sydney – Oh you have to be so brave to do it right? I’m working on it!
Eyeliah – Totally. It’s year of the red head.
Jocelyne – It was AWESOME!!! I can’t believe I’m back at work already.
Uber Original – I totally agree! I WILL be a better Lady Smaggle this year!
Kirby – 🙂
Emma – Always fabulous shoes. ALWAYS FABULOUS SHOES!!!
Enny – Me too! I’ve already started it and I’m loving it!
Daria – Hey welcome to Smaggle! The goal is actually to have a gin and tonic on weekends and not feel guilty, not everyday. Also who said anything about losing weight? My resolutions are about health not weight loss (the last one was a joke!). I already look super and I don’t need to lose weight but thanks for saying I’m pretty! 🙂 And you go girl with your heels. Tis fab!
