Oh my god. I am so unfathomably cranky today it is UNBELIEVABLE!!! Don’t ask me why because I don’t know why! I just am. This afternoon I’m going to the gym (quickly because if I go for too long I’ll get even more annoyed but if I don’tΒ go and burn some of this tension I may well kill someone) and then I’m off to Japanese lessons and to have dinner with Mr Smaggle and Mr Squiggle. My man and his brother.
* Red dress from Ebay
* Brown boots from Red Path
* Brown leather belt from BCBG
* White cardigan from Stock Jeans
* Gold ring from Mr Smaggle from Dubai
* Black slip thrifted and dyed by Mama Smaggle
* Silver coin necklace from Poppy Smaggle
I think everyone should say something funny in my comments section to make me laugh. I like toilet humour and funny words. Even if you can’tΒ think of funny things to write just write ‘poo’.Β That would be SO COOL! Just a whole bunch of people whoΒ said ‘poo’ and nothing elseΒ in my comments section.Β Come on! Just do it! I write things for you everyday! If you really love me you wouldΒ do it…
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx
31 Comments
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Aww poor Lady π you still look gorgeous tho! and just for you…
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poo poo
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pooooooooo pooooooooooo
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PPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!
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poo!
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poo!
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oop!
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a joke (one of my favorites!)
Q: Why does no one play with Tigger?
A: Because Tigger plays with Poo(h).=)
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you know how I love the word poo
poo
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and an extra one for luck
pooI had a shocker of a day too. Now my wonderful husband is cooking me dinner.ah, bliss
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bum
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Poo bUM Wee TIT ?
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Today, an old lady couldnt find her frequent beaders card, and she said “poopies”.
I laughed.
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Holy shit. That was awesome! When my readers deliver they DELIVER!
Cupcake – thanks for the multiple poos! It takes real commited to make more than one comment!
Matt and Ged – I knew you guys would put a ‘tit’ in their somewhere
Ali – Kind of weird but I like it! π
Ivy – I would LOVE to share poo jokes with Oprah. I wonder where I can find an agent who could set that up for me…?
Selina – HaHAHAHAA! I love that you thought your teachers’ name was Jesus! And boiled sprat? Well done!
Sarah – that joke is SO ADORABLE! And strangely appropriate
Mrs Munk – I knew you’d help me out. Thank you Naomi!
Thanks to all the lovelies who threw poo in my general direction. I feel MUCH BETTER today! Kisses and poo hugs to all!!!
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RHC – Welcome! And thanks! I like that you manage to sqeeze ‘farty’ into the comment. I also happen to love the word ‘fart’.
Azz – Thanks mate! I was coping a bit of flack from Mama Smaggle that ‘personality wasn’t shining through in the photos. So hence the change from moody-pigeon toed fashion model to slighty-mongy-and-quite-possibly-socially-inept-weirdo.
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poo….dles… poodles… with silly haircuts… dyed pink… wearing fluffy dog jackets… and diamond collars… getting splashed with muddy water by a bus. haaaaahahaha. well now you know what I consider funny.
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Gervy my darling I accept poo all the time! Especially from you! π
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hehehehe — poosticks….
I like the action photos!
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Working wife – More Poo! I love it!
Matt & Ged – Will get on it. I have a big list coming along…
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LOL! Ahh, your last paragraph really cracked me up. YOU crack me up. Damnit Smaggle, we need to make you famous so everyone can see your brilliant smaggle charm. We need to get you on Oprah or something.
P.S. Poo
<3
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poo!
and, ps, here’s a video that always makes me laugh, hopefully you’ll feel the same:
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I like your style, not at all like poo or pee. It’s eclectic without being too farty. π
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when i was five and had just started school my grandma asked me if i knew my teachers name and i said jesus.
when i was about six i called my sister a boiled sprat.
i saw once on blue peter (you know the kids show?) that they had mud masks in a mud pool in another country and so i covered my sisters face in nappy cream like a face mask. she was about 6 months and my mom came in the room and had a fit!
and too add ‘poo’ into this comment, when we were younger me and my sister used to have mean name calling matches where we would try and call each other as many names as possible, like ‘you’re a poo wee pants smelly belly toilet bum winkle meanie poopy head!’ -
is this POO too late?
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Well Now it is getting cooler can u please do an article on tying scarfs ….. wanna do something different to the old loop through thingy …. Any ideas ???
Love ged x x x
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POOOOOOOOOO!! I SCREAM IT! POOOOOOOOOO!!
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oh, i just remembered my favourite poo joke!
whats brown and looks in your window at nite?
poo on stilts!
(of course!!)
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I love ur lace dress, and u look fierce (both meanings!). π love the hair, so joss stone! xoxo
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MacFunk – You just can’t over that one can you?
Cordelia – Oh thanks! Double fierce!
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I was out of town so this is delayed, poo poo!
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BUT YOUR OUTFIT (THE DRESS, WITH THE CARDIGAN AND THE BOOTS) IS JUST ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS! DARLING!
