A few weeks ago I met a very-good-friend of a very-good-friend. They hadn’t seen each other for a few years and were catching up, talking about their mutual friends. They kept mentioning this one girl, saying that they ‘used to be friends‘ with her. Want to hear why they are no longer friends with this girl? It was a combination of bat-shit crazy behavior topped off with one of the weirdest blows I’ve ever heard off.

She Photoshopped them to look fat and posted the photos to Facebook.

I can remember reading this article about Facebook sabotage by Zoe Foster a few weeks ago and thinking it was bad enough deliberately posting photos of your friends looking less than amazing but actually PHOTOSHOPPING them to look fat? That’s like all kinds of Single White Female creepy. The friend had the photo on her phone and it’s pretty scary stuff. It’s the Psycho Photoshopper in question looking taut and clear skinned (of which she is neither apparently) and everyone else looking like chubby, ruddy-faced hobbits. Bizarre.

This got me thinking about other bat-shit crazy behavior and I was wondering…

What’s the worst/weirdest thing a friend as ever done to you? The more bizarre and hilarious the better!

I’ll start in the comments…