I’ve been eyeing off a pair of classic Melissa’s for a while now. I love the tactility of the PVC and the way you can look like a lady and a whore at the same time. I’ve been so close to buying a pair for months now and I honestly don’t know what it was that made me hesitate. I now know it was my incredible karma gland that stopped me because in just a few short months Melissa shoes will be releasing their Vivienne Westwood collection. Here is the red shoe that they are using to pimp the collection…
I want them. I want them in black and I will wear them with fishnet stockings and red lipstick. I will wear them with ankle socks and a pinafore. I will wear them with harem pants and a Bonds singlet. I will wear them naked because the indescribable beauty of these shoes will distract the police from my indecent exposure. I’m currently sweet talking all the Melissa stockists in town so I can get my hands on them the second they arrive in my fair city. I’ve never felt this way about a shoe before. I’m sure it’s a mix of the ladylike court-shoe shape and the slutty rubber. I’m such a complex character and ownership of these shoes will surely serve as an introduction for strangers. “Hi…” The shoes will say. “This is Lady Smaggle.” Pause. “She likes to bake cookies and rob banks.”
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx