Lady Loves…
* Getting an impromptu sleep in this morning! Classes were cancelled and no one called me early for work. I’m still in my pyjamas. State. Of. Bliss.
* Detoxing. Living between two cities means lots of celebratory drinks upon my arrival and return to each destination. Meaning that my diet for the past month has been cheese, crackers, wine and kebabs. It’s all vegies and fruit for five days people!
* T2 peppermint tea.
* Chatting to Mr Smaggle on Skype.
* Mud masks.
* Getting some much needed Lady time.
* Meeting my best friend’s best friend on Saturday night. We clicked instantly and got very messy together.
* The new airport show ‘Airways’. It’s set in Tiger terminals through out Australia. It’s like someone took the thing that I loathe the most (Tiger Air) and made a whole show that just bags the shit out of it. Excellent.
* Buying myself flowers.
* Having my wife come to visit me.
* Doing a detox that requires ‘gentle exercise’. Hell yes. I’m all over yoga tonight.
Lady Loathes…
* Spending too much money.
* People offering me work and then taking it back.
* People who shop slowly. It’s not the last thing you’re going to buy! Make a decision and get the hell out of there.
* Again, never being warm enough.
* School being slow. I moved specifically for the course and when they cancel classes or water down the subjects it really annoys me.
* Detoxing. It’s hideously boring.
* Currently not having any vices. I gave them all up! I feel so ordinary…
* Spending $6 on possibly the shite-est DVD EVER! Called Wild Child. It stars Emma Roberts, the no-talent niece of Julia. That should have set off alarm bells.
What about you poppet pie? What’s tickling your pickle? Or making you all frowny?
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx