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Lady loves…
* Silly afternoons with friends drinking champagne in the sunshine.
* Fresh salads with lashings of avocado and delicious feta cheese.
* Planning a granny trip around New Zealand with my man. A stack of books, a tin of tea, a caravan and two blissful weeks with nothing to do but knit and play bowls. Sigh!
* My fabulous new lipstick.
* Having intense conversations with people who make you feel like you’re the most fascinating person that they’ve ever met.
* Nights off from my show eating yummy pizza with the Smaggles.
* The fact that I kicked November’s butt!
* Cheeky chocolates with Browny when we get our coffee in the morning.
* Big, massive, cleansing sneezes that feel like you’re extracting parasitic brain cells.
Lady loathes…
* Being tired and run down.
* The sales lady who snapped at me in Melbourne.
* The unpredictable weather.
* Immigration. I’m not against people moving to other countries but if they could do it quietly and illegally it would make my job a whole lot easier.
* Cutting myself shaving. A week later and I can still feel the wound thumping.
* Not having enough time to bake.
* People who make redundant statements expecting a conversation to ensue. ‘Gosh! Don’t you look festive!’. What the hell am I supposed to say to that? ‘So… Back from Melbourne then?’ was another winner that I got today. Learn the art of conversation. PLEASE!
* Road kill. And my inability to stop myself from sticking my head out the window to get a good look and then having nightmares about kangaroo spleen.
What about you my love? What’s ticklin’ your pickle or pushing your buttons this week?
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx