Lady loves…
* Dates with Mamma Smaggle.
* Cruising around the city driving Mr Smaggle’s convertible. Although, bizarrely, I find it really difficult to drive an automatic. My foot keeps searching for the clutch.
* Soy yogurt.
* Curb Your Enthusiasm. Best. Show. Ever.
* My first ever list being on The Secret Society of List Addicts. It’s a list of things that should be awesome but actually aren’t. Please add to it!
* My Vera Wang DIY being featured on page 32 of the December Australian Cleo magazine. Do buy it and laugh at my giant foot and tiny midget hands. Also it comes with a free One Teaspoon watch! What have you got to lose?
* Working on a new plan for Smaggle… stay tuned!
Lady loathes…
* SEINFELD REUNION – Curb Your Enthusiasm. Screw you Channel 9! Season 7 of Curb Your Enthusiasm is NOT a Seinfeld reunion show. Stop showing random episodes of the season that happen to have Jerry Seinfeld in them. People who haven’t seen the past 7 seasons don’t understand what the frick is going on and people who HAVE seen the past 7 seasons hate you. Hate to burst your little corporate bubble but there is not actually going to be a Seinfeld reunion. The show is just about them making one. We will never see it! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!
* Stifling hot weather. I literally cannot think.
* Sixteen year old shop assistants that call me ‘babe’. I will hurt you.
What about you love? Anything to share?
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx