Welcome to a new segment here on Smaggle! Every day in this crazy, crazy world I notice little things that are weird, wacky and wonderful. I thought I should start to share these with you. Lucky bastards…
- Ginger Spice can’t sing. At all.
- When I swallow my massive multivitamin pill I point my finger in the air and ‘guide’ it down my throat with a strange mid-air gesture. I now choke every time I do this because it’s so funny.
- When people say ‘Thanks a lot!’ really quickly it sometimes sounds like ‘Thanks, ya slut!’
- Shredding paper is very soothing.
- The treadmill at the gym in Mr Smaggle’s building does not gradually slow down at the end of 20 minutes. It stops dead, mid-stride, level 8, incline 12 and launches Lady Smaggle’s pretty little face smack bang into the middle of the screen.
- Boys can get really emotional about computer games.
- Old people put ‘the’ in front of really weird words. Like ‘the email’. Or ‘the facebook’.
Any discoveries to share today my poppet pie?
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx