A wee little while ago I shocked you all with my confession that I’ve never been to a movie alone. I know right? Up tight much. So, on your recommendation, I took an afternoon off from writing, got all gussied up and took myself on a damn fine lady date. That’s me above. I’m trying out ‘sultry’. On myself, apparently. I’m so getting lucky on this date.
So, I went to see Bridesmaids for the second time, because I needed to see Kristen Wiig’s one eyed, penis impersonation again. And the Wilson Phillips dance montage. (Note to self – get Hold On on iTunes and sing it in the shower ASAP)
Here is how my afternoon went.
1pm – I bought myself my favourite movie treat – non-brand specific, sugary, pink-flavoured, blended ice drink.
1.05pm – I bought my ticket. Then I lost my ticket. Then I found it again… and lost it once more before I got to the door.
1.10 – Seated in theatre. Text boyfriend to brag that I’m seeing a movie alone.
1.11 – Boyfriend texts to ask if I’m enjoying some form of frozen pink beverage.
1.12 – Realise I’m frighteningly predictable. Send boyfriend MMS of said frozen pink beverage.
1.15 – Movie starts.
2.oo – Snort loudly at John Hamm.
2.40 – Mouth the line ‘You smell like pine needles and you have a face like sunshine.’
3.00 – Get very uncomfortable about watching a raunchy sex scene. I have no idea why.
3.30 – Groove a little too enthusiastically to Wilson Phillips. (Hold On is now on my iPhone. Word)
Result?
AWESOME!
Thanks for egging me on ladies.
Stay tuned for my eating alone in a restaurant review.