didn’t realise this until a few years ago but apparently I was the ‘good girl’ in high school. My childhood best mate casually told me that her mum only allowed her to go places when we were kids if I was going.
This rational was 2 fold. 1) My mother was (still is) incredibly protective so all the mother’s knew that if Carly’s mum was letting her go somewhere, there was obviously going to be police escorts and body guards available to every child attending said event and the entire nation’s cohort of rescue helicopters would be on stand by to swoop in and save us in case boys tried to touch our boobs. The second reason was because everyone knew I was totally shite at lying and if something weird happened they’d get the truth out of me. My high school best mate had successfully hid her boyfriend from her parents for a year until her scary dad called me and yelled ‘DOES MY DAUGHTER HAVE A BOYFRIEND???’. I immediately burst into tears and wailed ‘Yes!!! He works at Dominos!!!’. I’m not disloyal I just panic under pressure and everyone knew it. If a parent was looking for answers they knew where to find them. Carly the Reluctant Whistle Blower.
Having said that I was a suburban middle class kid from Canberra so the danger factor in general for my peers and I was pretty low. It’s not like my mother’s highly evolved bullshit radar was sniffing out human traffickers and paedophiles but she could certianly spot a bottle of vodka in a teenager’s backpack a mile away.
Honestly though, I’ve never really been that interested in doing ‘naughty’ things. I’ve never stolen anything, hit anyone, broken anyone else’s property on purpose or ever been somewhere I shouldn’t have been. I know not everyone is like this and sometimes I quite admire people who do things like going to bed without removing their makeup or swimming without waiting the mandatory 30 minutes after eating. So I’m wondering about you know… what category to you fall into?
Rule Follower
You won’t even put your feet on the seat on the train and it wouldn’t even occur to you to keep the extra $20 change the checkout guy accidentally gave you. How would you sleep at night?
Rule Bender
You do the right thing most of the time but you take advantage of grey areas whenever you can. For example you know you aren’t supposed to run red lights but if you’ve been sitting there for 20 minutes at 1am and there are no other cars on the road… I mean it would be rude not to right?
Rule Breaker
Rule shmules. Let’s drop acid on a Wednesday night!
Me? I’m 100% a rule follower. I pride myself on doing exactly what is expected of me to the point where I’m a giant pain in the ass. I don’t even really know what ‘dropping’ acid is. I just heard it in a movie one time. I almost put myself in the rule bender category but I can’t think of one time I’ve ever done that except when I lied to a waitress at an event and told her was pescatarian (I’m not) because I wanted fish. I still feel guilty about it.
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What about your? Good influence or bad influence? Or somewhere in between?
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