* It is impossible to maintain good sleeping patterns while working two six-day weeks in a row. I sleep in far too late on Sunday and ruin my sleep routine for the following week.
* It is hilarious when someone hits their head really hard on a shelf. It doesn’t even matter if they’ve really hurt themselves it’s still hilarious.
* Daily fresh fruit juice, despite it making me feel AMAZING, makes me gain weight. Veggie juice from now then thank you very much.
* No matter how little work I have to do in a day I ALWAYS leave something for last minute. It makes me feel really busy and important.
* Boy troubles will turn a glass of wine with Browny (click here to find out who she is if you’re new) into a bottle of gin, dumplings, dancing to bad 80’s covers and passing out on the bathroom floor. Pre-planned.
* I’m really impatient.
* Checking Facebook ten times in the day when I’m really, really bored doesn’t make anything interesting appear there. This fact does not make me stop doing it.
* Teenagers have no manners.
* Neither do old people.
* I really need a holiday.
What about you muffin pie? Anything fun you discovered today?
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx