I am really, really, really pissed off today. This horrible little soul-less man that lives behind me has weird issues with us making noise. Daddy Smaggle’s four little sisters are visiting us this weekend (Mama Smaggle calls them the Coven) and for some reason everytime they are here his behaviour gets worse. Last time they were here he threw a rock over the fence that nearly got Mr Smaggle in the head and hit me on the foot. He is a very nasty piece of work. Anyway last night the Coven and the Smaggles and I were drinking wine and catching up and having a lovely time until around 3pm with our back door open. Obviously talking in your own living room is inconsiderate neighbourly behaviour. This morning we awoke to find two tires slashed on my car and two tires slashed on my aunties car. Our entire day has been ruined and it’s cost us hundreds of dollars and all because we were talking too loudly (in our own fucking house!) for the cranky old bastard over the back fence. We didn’t even have music going and there were only 7 of us. I have been resisting the urge to spray paint the c-word out the front of his house but this evil parasite has cameras all around his house to stop anyone seeking revenge for his disgusting behaviour. HE SLASHED OUR TIRES!!! And we can’t do a damn thing about because no one saw him. Sooo angry. He has done it to all of our neighbours as well and we actually get the least amount of grief so we should feel fortunate for that. But anyways tonight I am going to visit my friend Fliss because our gorgeous friend Heidi is over from England so I am really excited about that! And then I am having dinner with Mr Smaggle and some friends of ours. I hope I can let go of this anger soon because it’s really ruining my day…
* Black strapless dress from Ebay
* Brown plaited belt from BCBG
* Wood necklace from Diva
* Black bangle from Diva
* White butterfly ring from Diva
* Brown wedges from Big W
* White nailpolish! (I was a little scared about trying this but I quite like it. Very high maintenence though because it gets quite dirty)
Oh and just to lighten the mood I thought I would tell you that I got a message on my work and phone the other day that made laugh… This is what the message said ‘Hello this Jasmeet speaking I was wondering if you could give me some information about your English course. I have a degree from Cambridge University and… (another call starting beeping on her end) … oh would you mind holding please?’ and then hold music started playing on the message! He actually put me on hold in a message!
I do hope everyone’s weekend is better than mine! Feel free to share a weekend gripe if you have one. A rant is always more fun of you have company… or share a lovely weekend story to make my weekend more cheery! Either way, comments always make me smile…
Love Lady Smaggle xxx