ey gorgeous creatures! Just a quickie from me today because it’s my birthday. I’m off to play golf (I think it’s that game where you poke a ball with a stick right?) and drink beer. For real… and I’m super excited. I worked my little but off this week so I could have the day off but I couldn’t resist popping a post up because that’s just the kind of internet obsessed weirdo that I am. Plus I know that so many of you read Smags with your morning coffee and I get very stressed out when I think about people not having anything to read with their Scotch Finger biscuit. I just can’t cope okay?
And because it’s my birthday and I’m the boss, I have a de-lurking request. I’ve got a few questions I’d love for you to answer. I just want to know what kind of weirdos are hanging around my blog… it’s a screening process. If you’re too normal, you get blocked. That’s the rule. Just copy and paste these questions into the comments section and let your freak flag fly.
What’s your name?
Where do you live?
Have you ever stolen anything?
What’s on your dream pizza?
How did you and your best mate meet?
What show are you currently binge watching?
Who was your favourite Spice Girl? And why?
On another note this is the 8th birthday I’ve celebrated on my blog. That’s freaking crazy talk right? Just wanted to take this opportunity (before I drink too much wine) to tell you how much I appreciate you guys visiting me every day. I don’t like to get too sentimental (because I’m actually a little bit dead inside) but I really, really, really love you guys. Like a lot. Thank you. You all had me at hello. *tear*
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What are you waiting for? De-lurk! De-lurk! De-lurk!
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